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Numbers
- Days the website has existed
- < 7
- Members of the website
- 17
- Articles on the website
- 10
- Emails received by me today about “followers” and “friend requests” from the website’s sixteen other members
- 3
- Karma points accrued by all seventeen website members so far
- > 2000
- My desire to be part of a local community of like-minded people
- 100%
- My desire to be part of a local circlejerk
- Way less than 0
- Chance that people are just testing all the website’s features and aren’t taking any of the above numbers at all seriously
- Hopefully way more than 75%
- Percentage at which I mean this post in frivolous lighthearted jest
- About 80
- People I will offend with this post
- 100% too many
